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Humanity(Modern):
Terrorism (That is the flag of peace) -
LOC Problem: (Drawing lines, trapping free birds)
Leader -
Suicide scenario -
Environment -
Population -
Poverty -
Just see it.
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Universal Laws
Here are Some Important Laws Which Newton Forgot to State...LAW OF QUEUE: If you
change queues, the one you have
left will start to move faster than the one you are in now.
LAW OF TELEPHONE: When you dial a wrong number, you
never get an engaged one.
LAW OF MECHANICAL REPAIR: After your hands become
coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch.
LAW OF THE WORKSHOP: Any tool, when dropped, will roll
to the least accessible corner.
LAW OF THE ALIBI: If you tell the boss you were late
for work because you had a flat tire, the next morning
you will have a flat tire.
BATH THEOREM: When the body is immersed in water, the
telephone rings.
LAW OF ENCOUNTERS: The probability of meeting someone
you know increases when you are with someone you don't
want to be seen with.
LAW OF THE RESULT: When you try to prove to someone
that a machine won't work, it will!
LAW OF BIOMECHANICS: The severity of the itch is
inversely proportional to the reach.
THEATRE RULE: People with the seats at the furthest
from the aisle arrive last.
LAW OF COFFEE: As soon as you sit down for a cup of
hot coffee, your boss will ask you to do something
which will last until the coffee is cold.
Types Of Wives
HARD-DISK Wife
She remembers everything, FOREVER.
RAM Wife
She forgets about you, the moment you turn her off.
WINDOWS Wife
Everyone knows that she can't do a thing right, but no one can live
without her.
EXCEL Wife
They say she can do a lot of things but you mostly use her for your
four basic needs.
SCREENSAVER Wife:
She is good for nothing but at least she is fun!
INTERNET Wife:
Difficult to access.
SERVER Wife:
Always busy when you need her.
MULTIMEDIA Wife:
She makes horrible things look beautiful.
CD-ROM Wife:
She is always faster and faster.
E-MAIL Wife:
Every ten things she says, eight are nonsense.
Laptop Wife:
Most desired possession, but always belongs to some one else
VIRUS Wife:
Also known as "WIFE"; when you are not expecting her, she comes, installs herself and uses all your resources. If you try to uninstall her you will lose something, if you don't try to uninstall her you will lose everything.
