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Award winning cartoons

2007-01-09T17:30:00.000+05:30

Humanity(Modern):

Terrorism (That is the flag of peace) -

LOC Problem: (Drawing lines, trapping free birds)

Leader -

Suicide scenario -

Environment -

Population -

Poverty -

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2006-07-13T10:59:00.000+05:30

Just see it.

2006-05-17T21:10:00.000+05:30

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Universal Laws

2006-03-28T22:09:00.000+05:30

Here are Some Important Laws Which Newton Forgot to State...

LAW OF QUEUE: If you change queues, the one you have
left will start to move faster than the one you are in now.

LAW OF TELEPHONE: When you dial a wrong number, you
never get an engaged one.

LAW OF MECHANICAL REPAIR: After your hands become
coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch.

LAW OF THE WORKSHOP: Any tool, when dropped, will roll
to the least accessible corner.

LAW OF THE ALIBI: If you tell the boss you were late
for work because you had a flat tire, the next morning
you will have a flat tire.

BATH THEOREM: When the body is immersed in water, the
telephone rings.

LAW OF ENCOUNTERS: The probability of meeting someone
you know increases when you are with someone you don't
want to be seen with.

LAW OF THE RESULT: When you try to prove to someone
that a machine won't work, it will!

LAW OF BIOMECHANICS: The severity of the itch is
inversely proportional to the reach.

THEATRE RULE: People with the seats at the furthest
from the aisle arrive last.

LAW OF COFFEE: As soon as you sit down for a cup of
hot coffee, your boss will ask you to do something
which will last until the coffee is cold.

Funny error messages

2006-03-09T13:27:00.000+05:30

Marketing fundamental

2006-01-16T10:22:00.000+05:30

A Professor at one of the IIM's (INDIA) was explaining
marketing concepts to
the Students:-

1. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to
her and
say: "I am very rich. Marry me!" - That's Direct
Marketing

2. You're at a party with a bunch of friends and see a
gorgeous girl.
One of your friends goes up to h er and pointing at
you says:
"He's very rich. Marry him." - That's Advertising

3. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to
her and
get her telephone number. The next day, you call and
say: "Hi, I'm
very rich. Marry me." - That's Telemarketing

4. You're at a party and see gorgeous girl. You get up
and
straighten your tie, you walk up to her and pour her a
drink, you open
the door (of the car)for her, pick up her bag after
she drops it, offer
her ride and then say:"By the way, I'm rich. Will you
marry me?" - That's
Public Relations

5. You're at a party and see gorgeous girl. She walks
up to you and
says: "You are very rich! Can you marry ! me?" -
That's Brand Recognition

6. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to
her and say: "I
am very rich. Marry me!" She gives you a nice hard
slap on your face. -
That's Customer Fe edback

7. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to
her and say: "I
am very rich. Marry me!" And she introduces you to
her husband. - That's
demand and supply gap

8. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to
her and before
you say anything, another person come and tell
her: "I'm rich. Will you
marry me?" and she goes with him - That's
competition eating into your
market share

9. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to
her and before
you say: "I'm rich, Marry me!" your wife
arrives. - That's restriction for
entering new markets

STATUTORY WARNING
Proposing a girl is injurious to wealth

Types Of Wives

2006-01-11T15:01:00.000+05:30

HARD-DISK Wife
She remembers everything, FOREVER.

RAM Wife
She forgets about you, the moment you turn her off.

WINDOWS Wife
Everyone knows that she can't do a thing right, but no one can live
without her.

EXCEL Wife
They say she can do a lot of things but you mostly use her for your
four basic needs.

SCREENSAVER Wife:
She is good for nothing but at least she is fun!

INTERNET Wife:
Difficult to access.

SERVER Wife:
Always busy when you need her.

MULTIMEDIA Wife:
She makes horrible things look beautiful.

CD-ROM Wife:
She is always faster and faster.

E-MAIL Wife:
Every ten things she says, eight are nonsense.

Laptop Wife:
Most desired possession, but always belongs to some one else

VIRUS Wife:
Also known as "WIFE"; when you are not expecting her, she comes, installs herself and uses all your resources. If you try to uninstall her you will lose something, if you don't try to uninstall her you will lose everything.

World's most complicated railway

2005-12-27T21:37:00.000+05:30

Frankfurt Germany

Best Illusion ever!

2005-12-24T15:09:00.000+05:30

If you watch the below images from your seat in front
of the computer, Mr.Angry is on the left, and Mrs.Calm
is on the right.

Get up from your seat, and move back 12 feet,
and PRESTO!! they switch places!!

I believe this illusion was created by Phillippe
G.Schyns and Aude Oliva of the Univ. of Glasgow.

This proves that we may not be seeing what's actually
there, all the time!!

Stupid questions

2005-12-11T17:30:00.000+05:30

1. At the movies: When you meet acquaintances/friends...
Stupid Question:- Hey, what are you doing here?
Answer:- Don't u know, I sell tickets in black over here..

2. In the bus: A heavy lady wearing pointed high heeled shoes steps
on your feet...
Stupid Question:- Sorry, did that hurt?
Answer:- No, not at all, I'm on local anesthesia..... why don't you try again.

3. At a funeral: One of the teary eyed people ask...
Stupid Question:- Why, why him, of all people.
Answer:- Why? Would it rather have been you?

4. At a restaurant: When you ask the waiter
Stupid Question:- Is the "Paneer Butter Masala" dish good??
Answer:- No, its terrible and made of adulterated cement. We occasionally also spit in it.

5. At a family get-together: When some distant aunt meets you afteryears...
Stupid Question:- you've become so big.
Answer:- Well you haven't particularly shrunk yourself.

6. When a friend announces her wedding, and you ask...
Stupid Question:- Is the guy you're marrying good?
Answer:- No, he's a miserable wife beating,insensitive lout...it's just the money

7. When you get woken up at midnight by a phone call...
Stupid Question:- Sorry. were you sleeping?
Answer:- No. I was doing research on whether the Zulu tribes in africa marry or not. And you thought I was sleeping....

8. When you see a friend/colleague with evidently shorter hair...
Stupid Question:- Hey have you had a haircut?
Answer:- No, its autumn and I'm shedding......

9. At the dentist when he's sticking pointed objects in your mouth...
Stupid Question:- Tell me if it hurts?
Answer:- No it wont. It will just bleed.

10. You are smoking a cigarette and a cute woman asks...
Stupid Question:- Oh, so you smoke.
Answer:- Gosh, it's a miracle ............it was a piece of chalk and now it's in flames!!

Which one is female ?

2005-12-06T23:10:00.000+05:30

Which of the two birds is a female?

Below are two birds. Study them closely......... See if you can spot

which of the two is the female. It can be done. Even by one with limited

bird watching skills.

Share this with all of the men you know and with women who have a great sense of humor.

2005-11-25T15:31:00.000+05:30

Rice University scientists have constructed the world's smallest car -- a single molecule "nanocar" that contains a chassis, axles and four buckyball wheels.

The "nanocar" is described in a research paper that is available online and due to appear in an upcoming issue of the journal Nano Letters. The "nanocar" is described in a research paper that is available online and due to appear in an upcoming issue of the journal Nano Letters.

Some George Bush Quotes

2005-10-29T23:58:00.000+05:30

Some George Bush Quotes.....these are real.....

"The vast majority of our imports come from outside the country."
- George W. Bush

"If we don't succeed, we run the risk of failure."
- George W. Bush

"One word sums up probably the responsibility of any Governor, and that one
word is 'to be prepared'."
- George W. Bush

"I have made good judgments in the past. I have made good judgments in the
future." -George W. Bush

"The future will be better tomorrow."
George W. Bush

"We're going to have the best educated American people in the world."
- George W. Bush

"I stand by all the misstatements that I've made."
- George W. Bush

"We have a firm commitment to NATO, we are a part of NATO. We have a firm
commitment to Europe. We are a part of Europe." George W. Bush

"Public speaking is very easy."
George W. Bush

"A low voter turnout is an indication of fewer people going to the polls."
George W. Bush

"We are ready for any unforeseen event that may or may not occur."
- George W. Bush

"For NASA, space is still a high priority."
- George W. Bush

"Quite frankly, teachers are the only profession that teach our children."
- George W. Bush

"It isn't pollution that's harming the environment. It's the impurities in
our air and water that are doing it." -George W. Bush

"It's time for the human race to enter the solar system."
- George W. Bush

Excerpts from HER & HIS diaries

2005-10-20T23:07:00.000+05:30

Excerpts from HER & HIS diaries.

Don't read HIS Diary first.

HER DIARY

I asked him what was wrong - he said, "Nothing." I asked him if it was my fault that he was upset. He said it had nothing to do with me and not to worry. On the way home, I told him that I loved him, but he simply smiled and kept driving. I can't explain his behavior; I don't know why he didn't say, "I love you too." When we got home, I felt as if I had lost him, as if he wanted nothing to do with me anymore. He just sat there and watched TV; he seemed distant and absent. Finally, I decided to go to bed. About 10 minutes later he came to bed. I decided that I could not take it anymore, so I decided to confront him with the situation but he had fallen asleep. I started crying and cried until I fell asleep. I do not know what to do. I'm almost sure that his thoughts are with someone else. My life is a disaster.

HIS DIARY

India lost the match again. DAMN IT! It goes on.

Giant Paint brush

2005-10-20T00:50:00.000+05:30

Why men r happier than women

2005-10-19T15:09:00.000+05:30

Chocolate is just another snack.

We can wear a white T-shirt to a water park.

Car mechanics tell us the truth.

Same work, more pay.

Wrinkles add character.

Wedding dress - $5000; tux rental - $100.

New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle our feet.

One mood, ALL the time.

Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat.

We know stuff about tanks.

A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase.

We can open all our own jars.

We get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness.

If someone forgets to invite us, he or she can still be our friend.

Our underwear is $8.95 for a three-pack.

Everything on our face stays its original color.

Three pairs of shoes are more than enough.

We don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt.

We are unable to see wrinkles in our clothes.

The same hair style lasts for years, maybe decades.

We don't have to shave below our neck.

Our belly usually hides our big hips.

One wallet and one pair of shoes, one color, all seasons.

We can "do" our nails with a pocket-knife.

We can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives, on December 24, in 45 minutes

Microsoft Waiter

2005-10-17T12:19:00.000+05:30

Microsoft Waiter

Patron: Waiter!

Waiter: Hi, my name is Bill, and I'll be your Support Waiter. What seems to be the problem?

Patron: There's a fly in my soup!

Waiter: Try again, maybe the fly won't be there this time.

Patron: No, it's still there.

Waiter: Maybe it's the way you're using the soup; try eating it with a fork instead.

Patron: Even when I use the fork, the fly is still there.

Waiter: Maybe the soup is incompatible with the bowl; what kind of bowl are you using?

Patron: A SOUP bowl!

Waiter: Hmmm, that should work. Maybe it's a configuration problem; how was the bowl set up?

Patron: You brought it to me on a saucer; what has that to do with the fly in my soup?!

Waiter: Can you remember everything you did before you noticed the fly in your soup?

Patron: I sat down and ordered the Soup of the Day!

Waiter: Have you considered upgrading to the latest Soup of the Day?

Patron: You have more than one Soup of the Day each day?

Waiter: Yes, the Soup of the Day is changed every hour.

Patron: Well, what is the Soup of the Day now?

Waiter: The current Soup of the Day is tomato.

Patron: Fine. Bring me the tomato soup, and the check. I'm running late now.

[Waiter leaves and returns with another bowl of soup and the check]

Waiter: Here you are, Sir. The soup and your check.

Patron: This is potato soup.

Waiter: Yes, the tomato soup wasn't ready yet.

Patron: Well, I'm so hungry now, I'll eat anything.

[The waiter leaves.]

Patron: Waiter! There's a gnat in my soup!

The check:
Soup of the Day . . . . . . . . . . $5.00
Upgrade to newer Soup of the Day. . $2.50
Access to support . . . . . . . . . $1.00

And they didn't know ...

2005-10-15T21:57:00.000+05:30

A worldwide survey was conducted by the UN.

The only question asked was:"Would you please give your honest opinion aboutsolutions to the foodshortage in the rest of the world?"

The survey was a huge failure...

In Africa they didn't know what 'food' meant

In India they didn't know what 'honest' meant

In Europe they didn't know what 'shortage' meant

In China they didn't know what 'opinion' meant

In the Middle East they didn't know what'solution' meant

In South America they didn't know what 'please'meant

The most interesting one.....And in the USA they didn't know what 'the rest ofthe world' meant!!!

Power of PEE

2005-10-14T14:35:00.000+05:30

Singapore’s Institute of Bioengineering, in an effort to make everything as clean as possible, is working on a urine-powered biobattery. When a drop of urine is added to the copper chloride paper, a chemical reaction takes place and produces electricity, which is harnessed by the battery. A few drops will generate about 1.5 volts, the same as a AA battery. The battery needs to be developed further to make it commercially viable.The devices will be used in medical testing systems which can be powered by and test the same liquid stream simultaneously. So, next time when ur mobile battery is down, just take a leak.

Windows Vista

2005-10-12T22:57:00.000+05:30

Why its important to smile in pictures?

2005-10-09T12:30:00.000+05:30

Forwarded by Sivakumar ...

What is the truest definition of Globalization?

2005-10-07T11:12:00.000+05:30

Question: What is the truest definition of Globalization?

Answer: Princess Diana's death.

Question: How come?

Answer: An English princess

with an Egyptian boyfriend

crashes in a French tunnel,

driving a German car

with a Dutch engine,

driven by a Belgian who was drunk

on Scottish whisky, (check the bottle before you change the
spelling)

followed closely by Italian Paparazzi,

on Japanese motorcycles;

treated by an American doctor,

using Brazilian medicines.

This is sent to you by an American,

using Bill Gate's technology,

and you're probably reading this on your computer,

that uses Taiwanese chips,

and a Korean monitor,

assembled by Bangladeshi workers

in a Singapore plant,

transported by Indian lorry-drivers,

hijacked by Indonesians,

unloaded by Sicilian longshoremen,

and trucked to you by Mexican illegals.....

That, my friends, is Globalization

The ultimate equation

2005-10-06T13:14:00.000+05:30

Don't Drink and Fly

2005-10-05T16:06:00.000+05:30

The Astrologer

2005-10-04T17:43:00.000+05:30

Letter for Dad

2005-10-03T15:24:00.000+05:30

Father passing by his teenage daughter's bedroom was astonished to see the bed was nicely made and everything was neat and tidy. Then he saw an envelope propped up prominently on the centre of the pillow. It was addressed "Dad". With the worst premonition, he opened the envelope and read the letter with trembling hands:-

Dear Dad,

It is with great regret and sorrow that I'm writing you, but I'm leaving home. I had to elope with my new boyfriend Randy because I wanted to avoid a scene with Mom and you. I've been finding real passion with Randy and he is so nice to me. I know when you meet him you'll like him too - even with all his piercing, tattoos, and motorcycle clothes.
But
it's not only the passion Dad, I'm pregnant and Randy said that he wants me to have the kid and that we can be very happy together. Even though Randy is much older than me (anyway, 42 isn't so old these days is it?), and has no money, really these things shouldn't stand in the way of our relationship, don't you agree?

Randy has a great CD collection; he already owns a trailer in the woods and has a stack of firewood for the whole winter. It's true he has other girlfriends as well but I know he'll be faithful to me in his own way. He wants to have many more children with me and that's now one of my dreams too. Randy taught me that marijuana doesn't really hurt anyone and he'll be growing it for us and we'll trade it with our friends for all the cocaine and ecstasy we want. In the meantime, we'll pray that science will find a cure for AIDS so Randy can get better; he sure deserves it!!

Don't worry Dad, I'm 15 years old now and I know how to take care of myself. Someday I'm sure we'll be back to visit so you can get to know your grandchildren.
Your loving daughter,
Rosie.
At the bottom of the page were the letters "PTO".
Hands still trembling, her father turned the sheet, and read:
PS: Dad, none of the above is true. I'm over at the neighbour's house.I just wanted to remind you that there are worse things in life than my report card that's in my desk centre drawer.
Please sign it and call when it is safe for me to come home. I love you!!!

License in Iraq

2005-09-30T12:11:00.000+05:30

Baygon Ad

2005-09-28T09:41:00.000+05:30

Bald and Beautiful

2005-09-27T10:24:00.000+05:30

Find X

2005-09-27T10:23:00.000+05:30

The Best Break-up Letter

2005-09-26T16:24:00.000+05:30

A soldier stationed in Afghanistan recently received a letter from his girlfriend back home. It read as follows:

Dear Ricky,

I can no longer continue our relationship. The distance between us is just too great. I'm sorry.

Please return the picture of me that I sent to you.

Love, Becky…………..

The soldier, with hurt feelings, asked his fellow soldiers for any snapshots they could spare of their girlfriends, sisters or ex-girlfriends.

In addition to the picture of Becky, Ricky included all the other pictures of the pretty gals he had collected from his buddies. There were 57 photos in that envelope….along with this note:

Dear Becky,

I'm so sorry, but I can't quite remember who the hell you are.

Please take your picture from the pile, and send the rest back to me.

Take Care,
Ricky

Moral Of Story:

If u cant change ur fate, change ur attitude

Email from heaven...

2005-09-26T10:18:00.000+05:30

It's wise to remember how easily this wonderful technology can be misused, sometimes unintentionally, with serious consequences.
Consider the case of the Illinois man who left the snow-filled streets of Chicago for a vacation in Florida. His wife was on a business trip and was planning to meet him there the next day.
When he reached his hotel, he decided to send his wife a quicke-mail. Unable to find the scrap of paper on which he had written her e-mail address, he did his best to type it in from memory.
Unfortunately, he missed one letter, and his note was directed instead to an elderly preacher's wife, whose husband had passed away only the day before. When the grieving widow checked her e-mail, she took one look at the monitor, let out a piercing
scream, and fell to the floor in a dead faint.
At the sound, her family rushed into the room and saw this note on the screen:

Dearest Wife,
Just got checked in. Everything prepared for your arrival tomorrow.
PS. Sure is hot down here.

The Pay Raise

2005-09-26T10:14:00.000+05:30

One morning, a company CEO read an unusual letter from one of his employees:

Dear Bo$$,

A$ all of u$ have read in the new$paper$, the U$ economy ha$ come out of the rece$$ion.

In thi$ life, we all need $ome thing mo$t de$perately. I think you $hould be under$tanding of the need$ of u$ worker$ who have given $o much $upport including $weat and $ervice to your company.

I am $ure you will gue$$ what I mean and re$pond $oon.

Your$ $incerely,

Norman

-----------------------------------------

The next day, the employee received this reply:

Dear NOrman,

I kNOw you have been working very hard. NOwadays, NOthing much has changed. You must have NOticed that our company is NOt doing NOticeably well as of yet.

NOw the newspapers are saying the world's leading ecoNOmists are NOt sure if the United States may go into aNOther recession. After the NOvember presidential elections things may turn bad.

I have NOthing more to add NOw. You kNOw what I mean.

Yours truly,

Manager

Oxford added a new word to Dictionary

2005-09-23T13:23:00.000+05:30

Click the Picture to enlarge it so that you can read the news article ...

Pick up lines for first Date

2005-09-23T12:06:00.000+05:30

Can I buy you a drink, or do you just want the money.
Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?
Excuse me, do you have your phone number, I seem to have lost mine.
I'm new in town, could I have directions to your house.
If you were a new hamburger at McDonald's, you would be McGorgeous.
Let's do breakfast tomorrow. Should I call you or nudge you?
If I could rewrite the alphabet, I would put U and I together.
There must be something wrong with my eyes, I can't take them off you.
That's a nice shirt. Can I talk you out of it?
Excuse me, but I DO think it's time we met.
Shall we talk or continue flirting from a distance?
Do you sleep on your stomach? No. Can I?
Be unique and different, say yes.
You know, it's not premarital sex unless you plan on getting married.
I'd walk a million miles for one of your smiles, and even farther for that thing you do with your tongue.
Aw, girl, I'm gonna have to put you on my "To Do" List!
Save a horse -- ride a cowboy.