Universal Laws
Here are Some Important Laws Which Newton Forgot to State...LAW OF QUEUE: If you change queues, the one you have
left will start to move faster than the one you are in now.
LAW OF TELEPHONE: When you dial a wrong number, you
never get an engaged one.
LAW OF MECHANICAL REPAIR: After your hands become
coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch.
LAW OF THE WORKSHOP: Any tool, when dropped, will roll
to the least accessible corner.
LAW OF THE ALIBI: If you tell the boss you were late
for work because you had a flat tire, the next morning
you will have a flat tire.
BATH THEOREM: When the body is immersed in water, the
telephone rings.
LAW OF ENCOUNTERS: The probability of meeting someone
you know increases when you are with someone you don't
want to be seen with.
LAW OF THE RESULT: When you try to prove to someone
that a machine won't work, it will!
LAW OF BIOMECHANICS: The severity of the itch is
inversely proportional to the reach.
THEATRE RULE: People with the seats at the furthest
from the aisle arrive last.
LAW OF COFFEE: As soon as you sit down for a cup of
hot coffee, your boss will ask you to do something
which will last until the coffee is cold.
posted by NSK @ 10:09 PM
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