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License in Iraq

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Baygon Ad

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Bald and Beautiful

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Find X

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The Best Break-up Letter

A soldier stationed in Afghanistan recently received a letter from his girlfriend back home. It read as follows:

Dear Ricky,

I can no longer continue our relationship. The distance between us is just too great. I'm sorry.

Please return the picture of me that I sent to you.

Love, Becky…………..

The soldier, with hurt feelings, asked his fellow soldiers for any snapshots they could spare of their girlfriends, sisters or ex-girlfriends.

In addition to the picture of Becky, Ricky included all the other pictures of the pretty gals he had collected from his buddies. There were 57 photos in that envelope….along with this note:

Dear Becky,

I'm so sorry, but I can't quite remember who the hell you are.

Please take your picture from the pile, and send the rest back to me.

Take Care,
Ricky

Moral Of Story:

If u cant change ur fate, change ur attitude

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Email from heaven...

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It's wise to remember how easily this wonderful technology can be misused, sometimes unintentionally, with serious consequences.
Consider the case of the Illinois man who left the snow-filled streets of Chicago for a vacation in Florida. His wife was on a business trip and was planning to meet him there the next day.
When he reached his hotel, he decided to send his wife a quicke-mail. Unable to find the scrap of paper on which he had written her e-mail address, he did his best to type it in from memory.
Unfortunately, he missed one letter, and his note was directed instead to an elderly preacher's wife, whose husband had passed away only the day before. When the grieving widow checked her e-mail, she took one look at the monitor, let out a piercing
scream, and fell to the floor in a dead faint.
At the sound, her family rushed into the room and saw this note on the screen:

Dearest Wife,
Just got checked in. Everything prepared for your arrival tomorrow.
PS. Sure is hot down here.

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The Pay Raise

One morning, a company CEO read an unusual letter from one of his employees:

Dear Bo$$,

A$ all of u$ have read in the new$paper$, the U$ economy ha$ come out of the rece$$ion.

In thi$ life, we all need $ome thing mo$t de$perately. I think you $hould be under$tanding of the need$ of u$ worker$ who have given $o much $upport including $weat and $ervice to your company.

I am $ure you will gue$$ what I mean and re$pond $oon.

Your$ $incerely,

Norman

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The next day, the employee received this reply:

Dear NOrman,

I kNOw you have been working very hard. NOwadays, NOthing much has changed. You must have NOticed that our company is NOt doing NOticeably well as of yet.

NOw the newspapers are saying the world's leading ecoNOmists are NOt sure if the United States may go into aNOther recession. After the NOvember presidential elections things may turn bad.

I have NOthing more to add NOw. You kNOw what I mean.

Yours truly,

Manager

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Oxford added a new word to Dictionary

Click the Picture to enlarge it so that you can read the news article ...

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Pick up lines for first Date

• Can I buy you a drink, or do you just want the money.
• Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?
• Excuse me, do you have your phone number, I seem to have lost mine.
• I'm new in town, could I have directions to your house.
• If you were a new hamburger at McDonald's, you would be McGorgeous.
• Let's do breakfast tomorrow. Should I call you or nudge you?
• If I could rewrite the alphabet, I would put U and I together.
• There must be something wrong with my eyes, I can't take them off you.
• That's a nice shirt. Can I talk you out of it?
• Excuse me, but I DO think it's time we met.
• Shall we talk or continue flirting from a distance?
• Do you sleep on your stomach? No. Can I?
• Be unique and different, say yes.
• You know, it's not premarital sex unless you plan on getting married.
• I'd walk a million miles for one of your smiles, and even farther for that thing you do with your tongue.
• Aw, girl, I'm gonna have to put you on my "To Do" List!
• Save a horse -- ride a cowboy.

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